Do you want a House Tour?

Having your house robbed doesn't look any better than this.

Did I kiss you well?

𝙸𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢. 𝙽𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕.

Please delete it

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚝 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎—𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝.

Why?

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚞𝚙 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙽𝚘𝚠, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚍𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚞𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚗.

Just fuck me

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚔𝚎𝚢𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚎; 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏.

That latex thing

The inevitable happened; maybe if you had worn that little latex friend you wouldn't be screwed now.

The Grammys

𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚙-𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚞𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚍 𝚊 𝚌𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚊𝚠 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐?

Welcome to Nevermore Academy

Your life is about to change, and maybe not in the way you want.

This wasn't for you

You have the opportunity of a lifetime with the girl you like, even though what you find there wasn't meant for you

Just stop!

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡.